Donnie Azoff: See, for a brief fleeting moment, I'd forgotten I was rich and I lived in a place where everything was for sale. My wife, Naomi, the Duchess of Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. WHY, GOD? But thats not because youre a failure. In fact, you never did anything wrong in the first place. Pick up the phone and start dialing! Jordan Belfort: And if anyone here thinks I'm superficial or materialistic, go get a job at fucking McDonald's, 'cause that's where you fucking belong! Jordan Belfort: [Dangles the fish from the bowl by its tail and swallows it]. Jordan Belfort: I'm sure every person has this; it's just that my monologue is particularly loud. The nice thing about being rescued by Italians is that they feed you, make you drink red wine, then you get to dance. I'm not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? And today, you needed to clean your fishbowl, today? Sides? Turns out all the FBI really wants from me is to cooperate. Good! Jordan Belfort: Why would You be so cruel as to use the king of Japanese restaurants to take me down? My name is Jordan Belfort. You called the captain the n-word. New world. They don't give a shit about money. Jordan Belfort: [narration] Jordan Belfort: He actually went to law school. Last month you were a wine connoisseur, now you're an aspiring landscape architect. Jordan Belfort: Hey, sweetheart! Naomi Lapaglia: It had nothing to fucking do with me! Jordan Belfort: I'm sure. What are all the little fuckheads doing while you're here? I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime. But we were making more money than we knew what do with. I heard some stupid shit. Jordan Belfort: [Naomi walks in on a gay orgy] Then were gonna need some tranq darts, a pair a handcuffs, a can of Mace Wigwam, I dont think youre cut out for this job. Uh, what the fuck! Many weren't happy with the ending, though it was a very accurate representation of this day and time, and falls in line with typical Scorsese films. Donnie Azoff: Daddy shouldn't waste his time. The name of the company, Aerotyne International. Naomi Lapaglia: And any fines that I have to pay wouldn't be due until after I've served my term, so we'd still have plenty of money leftover. Naomi Lapaglia: Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment could be upwards of $60,000! Exactly. Fuzzy Bear over there? Jordan Belfort lived an outrageous life which ultimately caught up with him. There's no nobility in poverty. I'm not putting words in your mouth or nothing, but you just said that everybody wants to get rich. BOOK I, inside the restaurant young Strattonites carried on their time-honored tradition of acting like packs of untamed wolves., [Aunt] Patricia smiled, and we walked in silence for a while. Turns out you're completely off the hook, honey. So you listen to me and you listen well. Jordan Belfort: One day, you will do it right. The Matthew McConaughey's Wolf Of Wall Street chant soon became of the most iconic parts of the movie and is right up there in popularity with the actor's own " Alright, alright, alright " from Dazed And Confused. Like the whole Donnie Azoff: Champagne. Coming Soon, Regal Naomi Lapaglia: Jesus Christ, I think you have a fuckin' drug problem. What the fuck is that supposed to mean? This movie unfortunately is too raunchy to ever be considered for an award, but it is a quality film. Good! And actually do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day, huh? And the first thing we needed was brokers. * And I had skipped the tingle phase and jumped straight to the drool phase. The show goes on! Go on. Shit about you and your cousin or something like that. Second key to success in this racket is this little baby right here. I told you, you're not taking my fucking kids. Failure is your friend., Without action, the best intentions in the world are nothing more than that: intentions., I want you to back yourself into a corner. No, I'm not fucking letting you near my kids! Holy fucking shit Jordan Belfort: Bald. There are solid performances from all the main and supporting characters. No it's not like that. Don't you wanna be my friend? It kind of wigs some people out. I've never been a fan of the bush, to be honest. Naomi Lapaglia: Naomi Lapaglia: I don't have jack-shit. I want a divorce. What the fuck is going on out here? Patrick Denham: And I hate fucking chess!, And my wifewell, I guess shed earned her scene with me, but still; did she really have that much reason to be angry? Jordan Belfort: Is he is he wearing a bowtie? How do you say rathole in British? Power. I want you to fuck me like it's the last fucking time. "Fuck this, shit that. Jordan Belfort: It's like playing a game of chess with your own life. I want to. Nothing. If you don't do it, the stress of this job, it'll make you explode. Jordan Belfort: They were everywhere! I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day. Naomi Lapaglia: I'm not talking about Buddhists or Amish. Just give me a second. Say hi, mommy! In fact, she's decided to throw them all away. Right? What, you wanna go inside and blow some lines of baking powder, baking soda? And they're all shaved too. It's beautiful! The Wolf of Wall Street has many lessons to learn from and brings to light something very real and raw in society, how even those with the best of intentions can fall prey to negative influences. When you do something, you might fail. Bald as as China doll. They usually cost a hundred dollars or less, and if you didnt wear a condom, youd get a penicillin shot the next day and then pray that your dick didnt fall off. Good. Donnie Azoff: On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. There's no nobility in poverty. Oh, I'm good with water for now. The Wolf Of Wall Street tells the story of Jordan Belfort, a drug-fueled, ambitious hustler at wall street. Jordan Belfort: Postmedia Network Inc. | 365 Bloor Street East, Toronto, Ontario, M4W 3L4 | 416-383-2300. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Wolf Of Wall Street animated GIFs to your conversations. Jordan Belfort: Doesn't even matter to you! Those are rookie numbers in this racket. Donnie Azoff: I mean, when she married me she knew what she was getting into, didnt she? Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. Even more fucked, is that he got busted for shit that had nothing to do with me. Stratton Broker in a Bowtie: John: GET OFF THE PHONE! No, no, this can be explained. This is Brad, and Brad is the guy I really wanted. Not to mention countless dollars. Bears. You're gonna knock whose fucking teeth in? How about that, faggot? A Long Island mansion featured in Martin Scorsese's 2013 film "Wolf of Wall Street" is listed for $10 million. Jesus Christ. Mark Hanna: By opting to have your ticket verified for this movie, you are allowing us to check the email address associated with your Rotten Tomatoes account against an email address associated with a Fandango ticket purchase for the same movie. So there's a silver lining to that too, honey. You wanna fuck me, Jordan? What a fucking burden, and actually had to do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day? Dwayne: 33 Inspiring Jordan Belfort Quotes For Success. And I choose rich every fuckin' time. The property is located 25 miles from the Belmont Racetrack, a horse racing facility. What the fuck does that even mean? Yeah, there's like a 60 percent, you know 60, 65 percent chance the kid's gonna be fuckin' retarded or whatever Jordan Belfort: Do I Do I I jerk off? It was like mainlining adrenaline. Last month you were a wine connoisseur, and now youre an aspiring landscape architect, Isnt that right? Jordan Belfort, You got my money taped to your tits, honey. Some stuff about running drugs with Rocky Aoki, you know, the founder of Benihana? If you have persistence, you will come out ahead of most people. Jordan Belfort: No, daddy doesn't even get to touch mommy for a very, very, very long time. What the fuck are you talking about? The 3 keys to success in Straight Line Persuasion. She's already got C-cups, but now she wants FUCKIN' DOUBLE D'S! Can I finish eating first? Everyone wants to get rich. Back in the 1990s, Belfort ran. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Oh yeah. Don't try to fight it. And with this script, which is your new harpoon, I'm gonna teach each and every one of you to be Captain fucking Ahab. In which case, you know, we could start fresh. Good, pick up the phone and start dialing! and the My fucking warriors, who will not hang up the phone until their client either buys *or fucking dies!*. Oh come on, baby. It recounts Belfort's perspective on his career as a stockbroker in New York City and how his firm, Stratton Oakmont, engaged in rampant . Naomi Lapaglia: Asking specific questions to gather intelligence and to understand the customers needs. It doesn't even Donnie Azoff: Money. Jordan Belfort: We wont be able to verify your ticket today, but its great to know for the future. I don't even listen to it. There were certain things that you just didnt joke about; it was simply bad luck. Mark Hanna: Which meant there was only a finite amount of these things left. Jordan Belfort: Mark Hanna: Write your name down on that napkin for me. Or worse yet, I've seen this happen, implode. And when it gets in, I'll give you a call and you come pick it up. Jordan Belfort: Wake up, you piece of shit! You know what I mean? And once you do fall in lovethat obsessive sort of love, that all-consuming love, where two people cant stand to be apart from each other for even a momenthow are you supposed to let a love like that pass you by?, If you want to be rich, never give up. We are here to make money! A real wolf pit, which is exactly how I liked it. Jordan Belfort: Sides? . Jordan Belfort, Theyre gonna need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here. I called the captain the n-word? The Wolf of Wall Street is a memoir by a former stockbroker and trader Jordan Belfort, first published in September 2007. Can fucking sell anything. Can't imagine ever not enjoying getting fucked up. If you did it long enough, he was certain to piss right back at you. Terms and Policies I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain", Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine Well, because it's awesome. The jet skis just went overboard! [Approaches the guy] Oh, California? Jordan Belfort: Yeah, yeah I jerk off. Still, give them to me young, hungry, and stupid, and in no time, I'll make 'em rich. And who're you gonna be sitting next to? In point of fact, The Wolf of Wall Street: WOLF OF WALL STREET:Wolf of wallstreet: Wolf of wall st {wolf of wall street}:by Jordan Belfort. They dont give a shit about money. Does your girlfriend think you're a fucking worthless loser? The biggest IPO in this firm's history, what the fuck is he doing? Jordan Belfort: This is our golden ticket to the fuckin' Chocolate Factory, right here. Theyre wrapped in sheets. I fucked up so bad. Jordan Belfort: Donnie, what the fuck are you doing, you piece of shit? Jesus Christ. It's flooded! Jordan Belfort: a depend on what exactly? Say hi to Rocco and Rocco! You're doing fucking drugs right now? It was the sort of silence shared by two people who're comfortable enough not to force a conversation ahead of its logical progression. The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) Quotes Showing all 117 items Jordan Belfort : Let me tell you something. Looking for the best quotes from The Wolf of Wall Street? Okay, mommy likes to play games with daddy. You know what a fugazi is? Brooklyn. ~ Jordan Belfort. And particularly troublesome. Jordan Belfort: The Wolf of Wall Street: Directed by Martin Scorsese. Cunt, cock, asshole." Very British, you know. And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and I'm not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. And in the case of Aerotyne, based on every technical factor out there, John, we are looking at a grand slam home run. I can't go down there, Jordan. You know? You're not taking my kids, sweetheart. When you do something, you might fail. They're bald - they're bald from the eyebrows down. I'm gonna take custody of the kids. I'm gonna kill myself. Because sometime in the not-so-distant future, youre gonna be pulling up at a red light, in your beat-up old fucking Pinto, and that persons gonna be pulling up right alongside you in their brand new Porsche. Jordan Belfort: Wed love your help. [All at once] I will not die sober! If I can be of any help to you on your journey I'll do my best. Don't fucking dare throw that fucking water at me. Because, at least as a rich man, when I have to face my problems, I show up in the back of the limo, wearing a $2000 suit and a $40,000 gold fuckin' watch. Righto, Jean, that'll be great Cheerio! All Id done was taken the small liberty of moving things to their logical conclusion, changing T and E to T and A: Tits and Ass!, If I earn a million dollars a week and the average American earns a thousand dollars a week, then when I spend twenty thousand dollars on something its the equivalent of the average American spending twenty dollars on something, right?, But what I sincerely hope is that my life serves as a cautionary tale to the rich and poor alike; to anyone whos living with a spoon up their nose and a bunch of pills dissolving in their stomach sac; or to any person whos considering taking a God-given gift and misusing it; to anyone who decides to go to the dark side of the force and live a life of unbridled hedonism. Funny, self-referential, and irreverent to a fault, The Wolf of Wall Street finds Martin Scorsese and Leonardo DiCaprio at their most infectiously dynamic. Chester Ming, the depraved China man, thought jujitsu was in Israel. Think about it. In 1987, Jordan Belfort (Leonardo DiCaprio) takes an entry-level job at a Wall Street brokerage firm. Naomi Lapaglia: You probably had to pay them in cash with your hands! Give him time. It's fairy dust. fucking digits. Exactly. Naomi Lapaglia: GET OFF THE PHONE! it's possibly the best acting he's done in anything but it's also to do with the presentation. You're gonna miss it! Did you? Fuck. I don't even listen to it half the time. Jordan Belfort: [Pretends to walk away, but suddenly turns back]. They're called telephones. Are you sure? Wakes up on plane; finds he is restrained by a seatbelt across his chest, picks up the phone, then calmly, in a transatlantic accent, Sees a young broker cleaning his fishbowl, Pretends to walk away, but suddenly turns back, Dangles the fish from the bowl by its tail and swallows it. Gentlemen, welcome to Stratton Oakmont. It had nothing to fucking do with me. Jordan Belfort: The year I turned 26, as the head of my own brokerage firm, I made $49 million, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week. I couldn't believe how these guys talked to each other! Do you jerk off? I dont care whose birthday it is. Donnie Azoff, Its business. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Here's a list of a few of the best lines from the movie: I want you to deal with Your problems by . That spoke volumes, didnt it?, The three of us exchanged glances but said nothing. Donnie Azoff: The world of investing can be a jungle. Donnie Azoff: Cinemark One fucking day. That'd scare the shit out of me, buddy. Naomi Lapaglia: Now, right now, John, the stock trades over-the-counter at 10 cents a share. With their beautiful wife by their side, whos got big voluptuous tits. Its fairy dust. Oh, my God! Hey, everybody, listen up! Donnie Azoff: I love it. You're a father now, Jordan. Donnie. Stratton Oakmont Commercial: Verified reviews are considered more trustworthy by fellow moviegoers. Jordan Belfort: The sides did cure cancer, that's the problem, that's why they were so expensive. Mmm, baby. Well, technically, $72,000 last month. Hi, fellas! Biography, Know Your Critic: Clint Worthington, Founder of The Spool and Senior Writer at Consequence. Sea Otter, who sold meat and weed. I mean, who the fuck wanted to live there? I mean, I don't want to get personal or anything, but are they okay? Huh? I keep the rhythm below the belt. They're fuckin' - the things they're doing now, Pops, I mean, I mean, it's on a whole other level. Leave your emotions at the door. Jordan Belfort, The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you cant achieve it. Jordan Belfort, 97% of the people who quit too soon are employed by the 3% who didnt. Jordan Belfort, Hard work beats talent. Nicholas the Butler: Saurel! And you know something else, Daddy? Jordan Belfort: Max Belfort: Yeah, my wife yeah, my wife is my cousin or whatever. Oh, you're investing in Italy? So It's Wolf of Wall Street, But for Learning How to Pick Up Girls Stevie Emerson 1.22M subscribers 1.6M views 2 years ago WATCH BLOOPERS FOR EVERY VIDEO. Jordan Belfort: That conniving twat! I'm the Founder of SucceedFeed.com and I truly appreciate you taking the time to read my posts and being apart of the Succeed Feed community. Watch. Where were they doing it, sweetheart? It was like pissing in the fate gods eye. It turned out the British weren't too different from the Swiss. We grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know. Jordan Belfort: This Martin Scorsese hit film stars Leonardo Dicaprio, Jonah Hill and Margot Robbie in lead roles. Jordan Belfort: Didn't take long for people to start abusing ludes, of course, and in 1982 the U.S. government "Schedule 1'd" them, along with the rest of the world. Good! The book, motherfucker, the book! [dubious] [bursting into laughter] Based on the true story of Jordan Belfort, from his rise to a wealthy stock-broker living the high life to his fall involving crime, corruption and the federal government. I'm not a scientist; I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. They all want something for nothing. Across the Verrazano's Bridge. Its never landed. Donnie, this isn't this isn't funny, you gotta untie me, buddy. I'm going to hell, Jordan! On cocksucking, motherfucking new issue day? Donnie Azoff: Sweetheart, you have my money taped to your tits. Controlling the sale by keeping it on the straight line (every time the customer tries to take the . Who's Venice? And in the case of the telephone, it's up to each and every one of you, my highly-trained Strattonites. I'm pretty fucking sure. Once in the morning after I work out, once after lunch. Act as if you're a wealthy man, rich already, and then you'll surely become rich. They're business expenses. I understand perfectly, you American shit. Jordan Belfort: Okay, great. Mark Hanna: Jordan Belfort: Get the ludes downstairs! Most of the Wall Street jackasses that I bust, they're to the manor born. ~ Jordan Belfort. Jordan Belfort: She designs women's panties too? I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! Jordan Belfort, I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! Jordan Belfort, If anyone over here thinks Im superficial or materialistic, go get a job at McDonalds because thats where you belong. Jordan Belfort, But before you depart this room full of winners, I want you to take a good look at the person next to you. Alden Kupferberg: Chester Ming: This is the greatest company in the world! It's not like that. Go to a trading floor on Wall street. [watching TV] I want you to fuck me real hard. Are you behind on your credit card bills? That's right, out of all the Swiss bankers in Miami, it had to be him! Well, he got depressed and killed himself about three years later. There is no such thing as bad publicity. Jordan Belfort: It's like lasers. You're not fucking taking my fucking kids! Let the consequences of failure become so dire and so unthinkable that youll have no choice but to do whatever it takes to succeed., The easiest way to make money is -create something of such value that everybody wants and go out and give and create value, the money comes automatically., I've got the guts to die. Naomi Lapaglia: Or maybe manipulate events are the more appropriate words. Is it Wednesday already? I'm sure we'll be seeing each other real soon. Give yourself no choice but to succeed. Look at yourself, Jordan. Last month you were a wine connoisseur, and now you're an aspiring landscape architect, Isn't that right? Give him time. So I recruited some of my home town boys. Sound good, John? Its not on the elemental chart. Cause I can't keep track of your professions honey! Why don't you do me a favor. Let us know whats wrong with this preview of, Act as if! Absolutely not but we were making more money then we knew what to do with. Jordan Belfort, There is no such thing as bad publicity. Its because you have not learnt enough. If youre into films about money, sales, success and that rags to riches story then it is all of that with a bunch of crazy, obscene and extreme all thrown in. I'll do four grand. What a greek tragedy! This is what you do? It is a cutting edge high-tech firm out of the Midwest, awaiting imminent patent approval on the next generation of radar detectors that have both huge military and civilian applications. it doesnt exist. Get away from the window! For a moment, I had forgotten I lived in a world where everything was for sale. I mean that was the last time we ever have sex. Ti mun bt tay vi vn ca bn bng cch tr nn giu c. That was you! A New York stockbroker refuses to cooperate in a large securities fraud case involving corruption on Wall Street, corporate banking world and mob infiltration. Daddy's really sorry about what he said in the other room, he didn't mean any of it! Jordan Belfort: The movie is being directed by Martin Scorsese, stars Leonardo DiCaprio, and is based on the autobiography of Wall Street castaway, Jordan Belfort. What I want to know is, have you got the guts to live? Jordan Belfort, You dont choose who you fall in love with, do you? the wolf of wall street 123 GIFs. GODDAMN IT! He's just warning everybody. Brad: Bulls. Do it differently each time. Jordan Belfort: And guess what? WHY? Naomi Lapaglia: Mark Hanna: However, while Belfort and his cronies partake in a hedonistic brew of sex, drugs and thrills, the SEC and the FBI close in on his empire of excess. The 4.95-acre equestrian estate comes with a wine cellar, a ten-stall stable, and a saltwater pool. Donnie Azoff: You be ferocious! When we arrived to prison, I was absolutely terrified. God damn it! But before you depart this room full of winners, I want you to take a good look at the person next to you. All the sudden I - one week - nobody had anything down there any more. Rogue wave! Jordan Belfort: Huh? You have to excuse my friend. And you know something else, daddy? Mark Hanna: And from now on it's gonna be nothing but short, short skirts around the house. Jordan Belfort: Yes, I think it's true. [narrating to the camera] Alden Kupferberg: [also in thoughts] Jordan Belfort: Best The Wolf of Wall Street Quotes. Yet Jordan Belfort: Right? Jordan Belfort: Everybody on point! Once in the morning, right after I work out. Fugayzi, fugazi. [on getting arrested] Right, exactly. [to the waiter] But you You, Jordan, you got this way all on your own. I do it 'cause I fucking *need* to. , and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes. You gotta stay relaxed. One fucking day, you couldn't keep it together? Jordan Belfort: I'm sober for two years, stopped my drugs, settled down with my wife and kids, and then this happens! Jordan Belfort: "Has Brad apologized yet? Brad: BENI-FUCKING-HANA? Dont ever forget that., Listen, guys, fucking around with midgets aint no joke. Jordan Belfort: Tell me. Look, I know you're not following what I'm saying anyway, right? No way, baby, no! Jordan Belfort, On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. Jordan Belfort: You okay? I'm not gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? No, you didn't research the whole thing and deal with the fucking golf course people! Smartest of the bunch was Nicky Koskoff. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Manny Riskin: Mark Hanna: See. I've done a lot of bad shit, I'm going to hell! [Donnie haphazardly gets out from car] Jordan Belfort: [narration] I can't close this briefcase. If anyones gonna fuck my cousin, its gonna be me. Fucking whore. This is what happens when you fuck with your pets on new issue day! Robbie Feinberg ('Pinhead'): Naomi Lapaglia: You're sick! And you got the beautiful girls there. Eventually Ben married her, which was pretty amazing, considering she blew every single guy in the office. Is it Wednesday already? After they left I checked the apartment. Where's my kiss? What? I got a couple of mil' comin' in like a week. Turn around! Mark Hanna: Go on. Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: There is no such thing as bad publicity. Captain Ted Beecham: You show me a pay stub for $72,000, I quit my job right now and work for you. Oh, Jesus Christ. Something about laundering drug money through offshore boat racing and a guy named Rocky Aoki, you know the founder of Benihanna.
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